On second thought, my answer is NO.

 
My sister really wants to go. 
What do you think?

Although she just made me some sriracha-blessed fish sticks and a heap of the tenderest, most verdant mongolicious brussel's sprouts i've ever laid eyes on. (Fare i couldn't be happier with.) Harder than ever to say no. Taking a dip with the devil at her request would still fall many trips to the moon short of all i owe her.